The Neighbors Have Better Stuff Doormat

Date Published: 04/10/2014 5:47 AM

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Do you have a bunch of shit that you don't want stolen in your house? Well forget about an alarm or home security system, your best bet at deterring thieves from robbing you blind is to let them know they will find some better crap to steal at the neighbors. With the ironically high price tag of the doormat, let's hope the burglars don't know how much it cost, as if they do they will probably figure you can afford a whole lot more expensive things which are just 1 broken window away from being theirs. The neighbors have better stuff doormat is made from enamel, vinyl, and coir, and measures 30 inches x 20 inches, and if you are into awesome doormats be sure to check out the come back with a warrant doormat, the cassette tape doormat, or the there's no place like 127.0.0.1 doormat.

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