Come Back With a Warrant Doormat
Date Published: 10/08/2013 2:01 AM
The come back with a warrant doormat is a great doormat that lets the cops know that they will not be entering your premises without a warrant, just don't let them see you murdering that hooker through the window. Also, most cops upon reading your doormat will tase it, seeing that anyone or anything that talks back to them will immediately recieve a tasing, and/or a pepper spraying. The come back with a warrant doormat is made of 100% olefin, can be used both indoors and outdoors, and measures 27 inches wide by 18 inches in long.