Ok, when I said that the Emoji Keyboard signified the end of an educated and cultured civilization, I was apparently right, because look what we have here... The Clip-In man bun is just as despicable as it sounds, as it's a fake man bun that you can attach to your hair to instantly have a man bun without the need to grow out your hair to an unlikable length to society. Now you can just jump straight in from being a normal human to being an insta-douche. You've seen the Photoshopped image set of the world leaders with man buns, now you can have one for yourself with no Photoshop required.
The despicable clip-in man bun comes in three hair colors to choose from, including, black, brown, and blonde, is made from artificial hair, and measures 3 inches in diameter x 1 inch thick.