World's Best Entry Level Employee Mug
Date Published: 01/17/2014 3:32 AM
You've done such a terrific job inputting the data into that spreadsheet, and one day you might just be promoted to director of spreasheet data input and get a 1.3% pay increase, so shoot for the stars young employee. The Worlds Best Entry Level Employee mug is a coffee mug that lets your best lowest level employee know that he's doing a standup job and that he should keep doing the meaningless dronius tasks he does day in and day out so that your company can turn a little extra profit that quarter. Let him know that the fact that he will surely die early due to extreme amounts of sitting, little to no brain activity for long durations at a time, and having absolutely no moral with no hopes of going anywhere in life, did not go overlooked, and that he's doing such a great job that he get's this white mug with black text on it, recognizing his excellent job perfomance. The mug comes in a few different styles, one that is just plain white with black text, one with a black ring around the top, and one where the entire inside is black.