Smitten Mittens Hand Holding Gloves
Date Published: 02/03/2014 12:14 PM
The Smitten Mittens are a set of three mittens that let you hold hands with your lover while wearing mittens, and once worn will make you a part of society that everyone in the world despises and hates. If you are so adament about holding hands with your lover that you have to do so underneath your gloves, consider yourself worse than a baby rapist, and I hope you kill yourself. The smitten mittens comes with 1 pair of regular gloves and one oversized double entrace mitten, comes in a couple of different sizes, is made from 100% polyester fleece, and is sure to create and spread a new strand of Super AIDS into society once your disgusting sweaty hand comes out of it.