SlideBelt: A Stylish Yet Functional Survival Belt
Date Published: 09/05/2014 8:01 AM
You're stuck knee deep in quicksand in the Amazon rainforest next to a group of Amazonian models. The question is do you leave your belt on and die a quick and mildly painless death looking classy as ever, or do you tear if off, wrap it around a nearby branch and ratchet yourself to freedom and follow it up with an eight hour long session of snoo-snoo? Trick question, you make the Amazonian models form a human bridge for you to escape on, sure some of them will get stuck and die in the mix, but there's plenty of them to go around. The Survival Belt is a belt that will save your life if you're ever stuck in the wilderness, as has it has a ton of features built right into it, including a bottle opener, a ratchet belt, a fire starter, a knife, a GPS locator so the police can find your dead corpse in the belly of a bear, as well as being rugged to the max to take on anything you throw at it.
The SlideBelt measures 50 inches long x 1.25 inches wide, allows up to 30 distinct sizes using the ratchet which is similar to how a zip tie works, is waterproof, abrasion resistant, UV protected, and very easy to clean. The Survival Belt is currently in a successful funding phase on Kickstarter with an estimated delivery date of November 2015, so go reserve yours now, and be sure to check out the belt in action via the video below.
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