Pooping Dog Fireworks

The Naughty Dog is a firework that is a dog pooping out a black snake and after seeing as many fireworks as I have, I would rather spend a night watching these dogs poop out sparkling shits than watch actual fireworks. As you light the firework, the dog will push out a firey solid log poop that is basically a black snake, and once he completes it begins to sparkle and crackle. Sold individually, the pooping dogs cost $0.79 each, or you can purchase them in a case of 216 of the dogs for $114.50. The dog comes flat, so you will need to spread the cardboard flaps to get him to stand up on his own. Check out the poopy puppy firework in action via the GIFs and videos below.