Kid's Outdoor Wooden Airplane Swing

No child in their right mind would choose a regular rubber swing over an airplane swing that you can sit on a pretend like you're flying around. This kid's outdoor airplane swing is handmade from solid oak wood, and is sure to bring a lot of enjoyment to any child, grandchild, or drunken adult. The wood is made with a water-resistant finish so don't worry about leaving it outside in the rain, plus the ropes that hold up the airplane swing are rated to support up to 500 lbs, so when you get drunk and decide you want to ride your child's wooden airplane swing you won't need to worry about the ropes snapping. That is unless you weigh over 500 lbs, which in that case you have other things to worry about.

The child's wooden airplane swing is made with a wooden handle integrated into the ropes to give your child something to hang on to when they ride it, and contains no sharp edges. The airplane swing comes fully assembled along with the ropes and is ready to install on a tree branch, and measures 32 inches long x 22 inches wide x 8 inches tall.