Hairy Chest Tie

Show off your burly man chest, and that bewhiskered treasure trail with the Hairy Chest and Stomach Tie. Discharge your pheremones while you wear this at work, and make yourself irresistible to the ladies, and possibly the new temp as well.

The hairy chest tie tie also comes in bodybuilder, pierced bellybutton, bare woman, and body inards. So technically you could offend someone at your office every day of the week, depending on what tie you choose for that day.