Brass Knuckle Coffee Mug

Show your office workers your one bad-ass mother with the brass knuckle coffee mug. Having personally used this mug, I can attest, that people will literally tremble and/or cry as you walk past them carrying this coffee mug. This could be because you look like a vicious mafioso using your mug, or because you haven't showered in a few weeks, and the wake of stench that follows you is unbearably nauseating.