12 Hilarious, Dirty, and Slightly Offensive Halloween Costumes

Date Published: 09/28/2017 10:06 PM

Now-a-days a Halloween costume isn’t quite good enough until it offends at least 2 or more people. Your regular old Batman and Superman costumes just aren’t going to cut it anymore in this new world of creative costumes that always have to have some sort of unique double meaning. But If you’re looking for a good quick costume that’s creative, hilarious, offensive, and quite dirty, you’ve come to the right spot. This list of 12 hilarious, dirty, and slightly offensive Halloween costumes are sure to give you ideas if not the answer you’re looking for when looking for your Halloween costume this year.

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1.) One Night Stand Halloween Costume

One Night Stand Halloween Costume

This funny Halloween costume may look innocent at first glance, but once you think about it gets a little dirtier. You're a night stand, a lone night stand. A one night stand! Genius really!

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2.) Breathalyzer Costume - Blow Here Alcohol Test Halloween Costume

Breathalyzer Costume - Blow Here Alcohol Test Halloween Costume

This one's quite direct. You're really just dressed up as a giant breathalyzer test box, with of course the blow test tube right in front of your genitals. Just in case that's not clear enough, it says 'BLOW HERE' right above the tube.

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3.) In Bed With a Woman Costume

In Bed With a Woman Costume

It's like they aren't even trying to get creative anymore, this dirty Halloween costume is literally just you in a vertical bed with a woman on top of you. Although, I'm not saying I wouldn't wear it...

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4.) Rub Me Genie Lamp Costume

Rub Me Genie Lamp Costume

This adult themed costume makes you a genie lamp, or actually just makes your genital region a genie lamp. In case passer-byers don't fully get it just yet, there's giant text on the lamp that reads 'RUB ME'.

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5.) Literal Tough Shit Costume

Literal Tough Shit Costume

You may just think this one just lets you dress up as a giant turd. But since there's the addition of the muscular arms and a bandanna around the head of the turd, you get to call yourself Tough Shit. Because this turd is chiseled to the max.

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6.) Blow Me Tissue Box Costume

Blow Me Tissue Box Costume

It's a tissue box with the brand name of Blow Me, there's really nothing much more to say about this hilarious Halloween costume!

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7.) Longuini & Meatballs - Funny Sausage & Spaghetti Halloween Costume

Longuini & Meatballs - Funny Sausage & Spaghetti Halloween Costume

You're serving up hot dishes of longuini and meatballs, extra long and girthy, get it while it's hot! This offensive costume makes you an Italian restaurant waiter that's hauling around a large load of sausage.

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8.) Adult Petting Zoo Funny Offensive Costume

Adult Petting Zoo Funny Offensive Costume

This one's pretty direct, you're a petting zoo. But rather your genitals are a petting zoo. This funny Halloween costume puts a pony right in front of your junk, with the word 'Petting Zoo', right above it.

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9.) Pussy Magnet Funny Halloween Costume

Pussy Magnet Funny Halloween Costume

There's a giant magnet around your neck with cats magnetized to the tips. It can't get much more self-explanatory than this.

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10.) A Knight To Remember Costume - Huge Wiener Behind Medieval Knight Costume

A Knight To Remember Costume - Huge Wiener Behind Medieval Knight Costume

This medieval knight has quite a surprise under his gown. Yes, indeed it is a giant penis. This hilarious Halloween costume will surely give any lady you take home with it on, a knight to remember.

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11.) Dirty Hot Dog Vendor Costume - Delicious Dicks Footlongs Costume

Dirty Hot Dog Vendor Costume - Delicious Dicks Footlongs Costume

You're a hot dog vendor for a company called Delicious Dick's Footlongs. There's really nothing more to be said. But in case you're wondering, you can pull up the apron of this funny costume to reveal your very own footlong.

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12.) Bobbing For Apples Funny Adult Costume

Bobbing For Apples Funny Adult Costume

This one's really not even trying. This funny costume just places a game of Bobbing for Apples, right in front of your junk. Although it's sad and pathetic, I for one would still wear it.

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