Sometimes it's hard to get a back massage. I mean no wants to touch your back when it's constantly sweaty, even while reading, plus the amount of hair on your back alone could create a 12 pack of fake pakistani novelty beards. But luckily there is a robot that doesn't care what you look like, feel like, or smell like. The Wheeme Massage Robot is a palm sized robot that automatically and silently moves and steers around your back using a unique tilt sensor technology, massaging it with vibrations, and caressing your back using patented fingerette massagers. The back massaging robot is safe and easy to operate, comes in a plethora of colors, and measures 5" x 3.8" x 3.1".