Adult Sized Captain America Shield Backpack
Date Published: 05/15/2015 3:48 AM
What grown man wouldn't want to strut around in a Captain America shield backpack. To live in a world where this backpack doesn't exist is certainly not a life worth living. No longer will people wonder as you walk by them if you're still a virgin, as you pass them by with your new Captain America backpack they will know just how far you've been with a girl, which is, oogled at some girls inside of a
Victoria's Secret catalog Sears catalog. Best of all, while wearing the Captain America Shield backpack, you will look just like Captain America, except, in place of a large, muscular, handsome, man, you are a sweaty, greasy haired, overweight slob, who most likely still lives with his mother at the age of 37.
Created and designed by ThinkGeek, your go to supplier for gear for greasy nerds like yourself, the Captain America backpack is officially licensed from Marvel, is made using a thick plastic shield and 100% polyester, is sized not for children, but for an overweight gentleman like yourself, contains a laptop and tablet pocket, uses a zipper to close, and measures 18 inches in diameter.