Mustache Flask

The mustache flask is a booze flask that's bottom is shaped like a mustache, so that when you take a drink from it, it will appear as if you have a mustache, and if you already have a mustache, it will appear as if you are oddly holding your mustache. This incredible device takes your two favorite things in the world, mustaches, and booze, and combines them ever so perfectly into the mustache flask. The mustache flask holds up to 6oz. of your favorite alcoholic beverage, is made from premium stainless steel with a matte finish, and is sure to impress the security guard at the football game.