Minivan Prevention Kit: A Birth Control Cozy
Date Published: 08/28/2015 6:23 AM
The minivan prevention kit is a small little pouch that you can place your birth control essentials in so that you'll never have to get a minivan to carry around you herd of children to soccer practice, school, and dance recital. The front of the cozy reads 'Minivan Prevention Kit' so that each time you see it, it will act as a reminder that if you don't use birth control you will end up with a dirty, rusty minivan in which everyone who sees you in it will look down upon you. No longer will you have to look into your future to see a bald obese man driving a minivan full of your ugly children around, simply place your birth control essentials into the pouch and you'll be reminded of your could-be future with each use.
A perfect gift idea for a bachelorette party, bridal shower, or a gag-gift for anyone hoping to not have kids anytime soon, the minivan prevention kit could also be used as just a cute and funny way to hide you birth control pills from eyes-view.
The minivan prevention kit is made from cotton, thread, and interfacing, has a contrast lining that easily shows you where to opening is, is double stitched for extra durability, comes in a few different colors to choose from, and will fit most pill containers while measuring 4 inches tall x 3 inches wide.