Grow The Fuck Up: A Book That Teaches You How To Be An Adult
Date Published: 11/05/2015 2:01 AM
Growing up is hard work, you have to get a job, pay your bills, get student loans, buy a house, pay your mortgage, mow your lawn, fix your car, get married, make sweet love to your wife, and then you die. There's a lot to figure out in the middle there, and this book tells you how to get through it all. With a 44 step how-to, the Grow The Fuck Up book teaches late teens and young adults important lessons they won't learn at home or in the classroom, and gives you a satirically blunt crash course on how to become an adult and how to get through life. Lessons include how to manage your money, preparing for a job interview, using a credit card, turning off the water to your house, writing a resume/cover letter, and more.
A perfect gift idea for someone in their late teens or early twenties, a high-school or college graduation gift, or maybe for someone who's already an adult but failing at it, the Grow the Fuck up book is sure to not only help you become an adult, but will give you a good laugh while you do it.
The Grow The Fuck Up book is written by John Kyle, and as the author puts it...
"leaves out every ounce of fluff that traditionally fills endless pages in fictional and non-fictional novels alike"
...so you can be certain he gets straight to the point. The book contains 100 pages of content, and each chapter contains easy to follow step-by-step instructions and illustrations on how to do each item, so if you get to the end of the book and you're still a failure at being an adult, you might want to pick it up and read through it once again, because you probably did something wrong.