Gerber Gator Machette

Date Published: 05/13/2013 5:22 AM

Gerber Gator Machette

Whether you need to chop some wood, widdle a stick, thin some brush, or kill some zombies, the Gerber Gator Machette will do the trick. At a length of 16.5 inches and weighing 18oz. the Gerber Gator Machette / Zombie Survival Tool will increase your manhood by at least 43%-48%. If you don't instantly grow a beard as soon as your fingers touch the handle of the machette, your money will be fully reimbursed.

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