There's Now a Cat Butt Pencil Sharpener That Meows As You Sharpen

We like to pride ourselves on having the best selection of weird butt products. If you're looking to pull something out of a dog or cat butt, like tissue paper, toilet paper, or maybe rest your drink on a cat butt coaster, you've come to the right place. This cat butt pencil sharpener, is just another weapon in our arsenal.

To use the cat butt pencil sharpener just insert your pencil and twist like you would any normal pencil sharpener, and then best of all, the cat meows as you sharpen. This way you'll know the cat is enjoying having a pencil jammed up and twisted into its butt. Either that or it's meowing in protest of having something jammed up its butt without their consent.

The meowing cat butt pencil sharpener comes in both black and white colors (which you'll receive a random color with each purchase), it comes with a litter tray to catch all pencil shavings, and it measures 4 inches long x 5.5 inches tall.