Drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink... banana flask... If you don't get it, it's not for you. The banana flask is simply a banana shaped flask, and yes it looks pretty much just like a regular old banana, except a bit more glossy and a bit more stainless steel around the stem of it. Perfect for sneaking booze into a stadium, a concert, or church, assuming they allow fruit to be brought in, the banana flask is a quirky yet perfect way to smuggle in booze where it shouldn't be, or maybe you're just someone who prefers to drink out of a banana then a regular drinking glass.
Finally you'll have an answer for when someone asks you "Is that a banana in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?" You can finally pull a banana out of your pocket, respond with "I hate you", and begin guzzling the sweet nectar of the gods from a banana.
The banana flask is made from stainless steel, is bright yellow (or banana colored if you prefer), holds up to 4 oz. of booze, has a twist off lid, is not recommended for dishwasher use, and measures 7 inches long x 2 inches wide x 1.5 inches deep.